She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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