Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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