Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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