I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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