I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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