It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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