just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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