im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Alive.
So much puke
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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