I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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