We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
In other news, I just burned my penis
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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