so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
