i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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