dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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