I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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