I don't usually arrange sex via text message
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
not ubering you a puppy
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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