She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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