At least make sure they are 18
Why
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Randomize
