a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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