But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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