I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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