school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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