in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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