You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
