It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
