I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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