You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
