It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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