My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
