hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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