I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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