...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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