Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I think my vagina is haunted
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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