That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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