2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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