I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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