Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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