you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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