Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i was born a porn star she said
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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