Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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