can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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