chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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