I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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