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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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