I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Two words: nipple clamps
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