He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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