yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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