dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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