just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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