If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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