awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
one two three fourrrrnication!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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